Steph from neverland
I've been on more adventures in my head than lewis and clark

parkermurdock:

so are the “doesn’t leave marks” labels on stick deodorants blatant lies or are they tested on nudists

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themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

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omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

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spooky-spooky:

cootyxqueen:

venuscake:

this is ridiculous 

HE SCRATCHED HIS EYE

OMG

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k1mkardashian:

ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events 

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