Steph from neverland
I've been on more adventures in my head than lewis and clark

compliment:

i just went down and up the stairs how much fat have i lost

(via guy)

yellfang:

party-at-the-tardis:

shavingryansprivates:

why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying

  • the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
  • ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
  • it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died

and fucking died

humpty dumpty committed suicide

jack fell down a hill and cracked his skull

A BABY FELL OUT A TREE

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via mollywhoaftw)

pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

(via panerasexual)

from Zen Shin Talks (via sleephy)

(Source: serymn, via alphafoxtrot)

A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms.

I had a dream last night that I fucked drake bell. He wasn’t as good of a kisser as I thought